The Corpse Mineral: My Favourite Rocks Part 3

Every September I head up to Beaver Creek in Colorado for a mining conference. At 9,000ft up in the Rockies, it’s one of the most scenic conferences we attend. The conference format is one-on-one meetings; company management teams and investment delegates locked in small, anemic cubicles. The industry reps try their best to sound enthusiastic as they make their investment pitch for the 37th time in 2 days to the bored bankers. It’s hard work to be sure, but one thing keeps me going; something I look forward to every year- a sordid little secret that I keep to myself.

A beaver in a creek

Sexy Time

When the show finishes on the Friday afternoon, I jump into my sensible mid-priced rental car and hit the I70 heading for Denver. It’s not my favourite road. It’s busy, twisty and in shit condition with traffic cops all over the place. The 2-hour drive to Denver can seem much longer if the weather’s bad. But it’s all worth it when I pull into the car park at the Denver Mineral Show, put on my geo-nerd cosplay outfit, and step into the first of the 3 giant exhibition halls. Crystal sexy time is here!

Me at the Denver show, complete with 2 right hands and 9 fingers. Thanks AI!
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A Tale of Pitch and Mud: Part 2

If you’ve never bathed in a large pothole full of mud, mud that’s the consistency of slightly gritty vanilla custard without the delicious creamy flavour, you haven’t lived. It’s a strange experience, bobbing around in lukewarm sludge, feet up, lying back with arms outstretched watching large flatulent bubbles of natural methane gas break the surface around you. And it’s basically impossible to sink in the mud unless you -or a close family member- tie some large, heavy weights to your feet.

Mmmm. Looks delish.

Last month I visited the Los Iros mud “volcano” in southern Trinidad a few days after a trip to the Island’s fragrant La Brea pitch lake, the oily subject of my first Trini piece. Los Iros sits in a small clearing in some woods; a pavement of hardened mud close to a rocky beach reached by a very steep path. There’s a shallow cone of dried mud on one side of the clearing which holds a roundish mud pond at its top, quietly bubbling away to itself. Every so often it overflows, spilling small rivers of mud which rapidly solidify in the tropical heat to form the cone although sadly we weren’t there to witness an eruption.

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A Tale of Pitch and Mud

My wife and I are coming to the end of a 2-week holiday in Trinidad & Tobago. We’ve been staying with friends: a lovely local family who’ve given us the special Trini’s tour of the main island and its smaller cousin Tobago.

If you ever find yourself stepping off a plane into Trinidad’s tropical heat, when immigration pull you aside, just tell them you know Michael and Kathleen. With a knowing nod and a wink, the uniformed folk behind the plexiglass screens will wave you through with barely a glance at your out-of-date passports. And outside arrivals, a cortege of official cars with nice blue flashing lights will escort you to your hotel where you’ll be treated like royalty. Honest.

Northern Trinidad looking awful. It gets worse.
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